Wakey, Wakey Mr.Orbell.

Anonymous report received this morning:
Night 3/3.
Simon and Lucy –
We sticker bombed your neighbourhood. Every Lampost, for sale sign, and road sign has stickers of badgers on. Your neighbours will be reminded that they have killers in their community every road they turn down. Unless you take them down promptly as we noticed you did the paint job on your drive way. Ashamed of the truth?

Not content with a simple stickering we hopped into to your garden and gave a nice wake up blast at 2am for you. We’ve been having a nice snoop around your home and getting to know you both very well. See you tomorrow!